The New Intimate Collection
Price: $20
Discover Jay’s dark side… Varina’s side is lighter because it’s by the window.
Find out where Varina hides the Girl Scout Cookies so Jay won’t eat them all.
Learn who gets the macro lens when push comes to shove.
Find out who has damaged the most gear over the years!
And so much more!
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About Author Varina Patel
There is nothing more remarkable to me than the power of nature. It is both cataclysmic and subtle. Slow and continuous erosion by water and wind can create landscapes every bit as astonishing as those shaped by catastrophic events – and minuscule details can be as breathtaking as grand vistas that stretch from one horizon to the other. Nature is incredibly diverse. Burning desert sands and mossy riverbanks… Brilliant sunbeams and fading alpenglow… Silent snowfall and raging summer storms… Each offers a unique opportunity. I am irresistibly drawn to the challenge of finding my next photograph, and mastering the skills required to capture it effectively.
I feel scarred after having been threatened by such an intimate view.